Things I did before graduation....

EDIT: I've only done the things in bold - what kind of girl did you take me for!?!

*live off campus - Ah Chartwell and Fosing Lee
*spend the summer in guelph - beer and nachos as Pablos
*paint the cannon - so many times!
*ask a professor for 3 extentions on an assignment
*attend a varsity game
*dress the naked folks on the fountain downtown
*read a novel - unassigned
*skip a class
*go to class
*sleep through a class
*kiss a boy
*kiss a girl
*vote in the CSA election
*vote in a municipal election
*sit in on a class you aren't a part of - even wrote the weekly quiz under an alias
*take over the discussion in a class you aren't a part of
*perform live music
*go to a play
*order in
*pick up the tribune from the ontarion racks and move it
*pick up the peak
*pick up the ontarion
*play intramurals
*ride all the bus routes
*get 91% on an exam
*get 19% on an exam
*go vegetarian
*resume eating meat
*pub hop in the south end
*patio hop
*bar crawl
*tell someone you go to "moo u"
*go drinking with your professor
*wear pyjamas to class
*join a club
*go to sunday night cinema
*go to the free noon concerts in the UC
*break into the tunnels
*set off the book alarm in the library
*have sex in the library

*volunteer at the ontarion
*write a letter to the ontarion
*take a dip in the pond
*swear at the folks at financial services
*trayboggan by lambton hall
*pull an all nighter
*pull an all nighter and then fall asleep at miss the due date
*take personal hygiene lightly
*walk the animals at the OVC
*drop out
*smoke a cigar
*drop acid and smoke a cigar
*get free CDs from the sucker Arts and Culture Editor at the Ontarion
*see the cow with the glass stomach
*get your hand caught in the cow with the glass stomach
*send an ontarion classified to the most beautiful person on campus inviting them to go to the college royal ball
*after recieving no response, take out another classified to sell your no longer needed ticket
*change your major - 3 times
*bike to guelph lake to see the hole in the lake
*go to the farmer's market
*smoke a fatty
*sit and ponder life in the arboretum
*get lost in south residence
*get over your ani defranco phase
*take your drunk friend home in a shopping cart
*hand in an essay on time
*get free condoms from medical services - but I was an RA...I had to have them for my students
*help clean the speed river
*skinny dip in the speed river
*learn the difference between MacKinnon, MacLachlan, McLaughlin, MacNaughton, and MacDonald
*Try to book a personal appointment with Morty (Alastair)
*Realize your Professors smoke more drugs than you do.
*Count the discrepancy between the number of people on the bus and the number of beeps the driver enters
*play dress up with the begging bear

*volunteer at the peak
*go for a night's walk through the arboretum
*go to college royal
*go to fair november
*figure out how recycling works on and off campus
*streak johnston green (it's been done)
*visit an art show at Zavitz
*convince your RA to break a rule, and then blackmail him/her
*Hand in an assignment five days late without asking for an extention
*find out who really runs this place
*get drunk and eat sun suns
*stay sober and eat sun suns
*go to an aggie pub
*attend the hillside music festival
*visit the church of our lady (the outside of it, to take some nice pictures).
*find out why guleph is called the royal city
*swim in the fountain downtown (clothes optional)
*find scaleable building roofs downtown
*check out the square dancing club
*go to the HAFA resturant
*go to world on a plate
*put coloured dye or laundry detergent in the fountain downtwon
*make thanksgiving dinner in Rez
*go to a midnight swim in the AC.
*attempt to bike up gordon hill.